yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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