That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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