yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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