I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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