she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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