i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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