oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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