apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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