What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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