Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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