when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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