Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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