you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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