Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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