did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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