Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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