I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
