can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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