I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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