Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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