So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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