If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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