we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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