i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
you had me at cake vodka
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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