you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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