Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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