the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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