I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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