I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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