I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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