white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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