We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
So. Much. Porn.
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