Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I have aggressive nipples.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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