seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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