So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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