I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
