Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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