So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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