I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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