gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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