He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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