i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
