Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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