It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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