I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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