Duck Duck Cougar?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm sobbing to NWA
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
