1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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