What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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