They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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