went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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