But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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