i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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