Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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